Shoulda. Coulda. Woulda.

In Oahu, there are three strip clubs within a block radius. But why? Let’s dissect this, shall we?

You’re in the mood for Poke (sushi in a bowl), and there are three locations in a block scope — you may choose to sample them all out to help aid in your decision for Miss. Queen Supreme. However, you will continuously go back to the one that didn’t smell like a decaying carcass and didn’t give you “food poisoning.”

As a female, I have the upper lip; I mean lips. Walking into a strip club automatically initiates a friendship with these women. I am talking pillow…